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Land of the free home of the rich

What really scares me is that they all have significantly cheaper health care AND education, which means Americans not only make they least, they pay the most.

…wait, what?






How awesome does this sound though. You get infinite money and once a week you get to take a child to a candy store or toys or us or somewhere they love and buy them as much they want this would be fun given the kid wasn’t a brat.

There is no downside to this at all

This is the best, because it says A CHILD, not your child, so I could pick one of the really poor kids on the streets and go “Your life is going to change right now”, and I could buy everything their family might need, along with a house, a food supply, toys, clothes, and everything they never had the chance to have before. And the best thing is that I could do this with lots of children, and not just one. I could give a lot of children in need a full week of Christmas basically and maybe give them a chance to have a different life. That would be great.

Bless u ^ humanity still exists. 

Plus depending on how you define “child”, you could be helping high students who struggling with application fines and even pay for college tuition, room and board, or books


Eren u little shit 눈_눈




I can’t believe American High Schools these days are encouraging incestual anime relationships. 





Selfies of the Caribbean

This is so important

I tried to scroll past this. I really did.

  • Shut up
  • Cigarettes kill babies
  • No sex in Bookstacks


Waiting for the new SNK chapter is like waiting for your period. 
"I’m not pregnant! Yay!"
New chapter of Snk
"My favourite character didn’t die yet! Yay!"

My BFF Coming out to her 89 Year old Grandmother
BFF: Grandmother I need to talk to you
Grandma: [concerned voice] What? What is it? Are you sick?
BFF: No, no. Grandma. I'm gay.
Grandma: What?
BFF: I'm gay Grandma. I have a girlfriend now.
Grandma: [relieved voice] Oh honey, is that all? I thought you had cancer. Anytime someone needs to tell me something they are sick. Who's your girlfriend, when is her birthday? I'll bake her a pie.


we all have an imaginary relationship with our favorite celebrity don’t even lie and say you don’t


You know, there has been a lot of crap going on in this ship so i decided to make a support gif for them.

Ship what you want, but if someone tells you to go kill yourself cause your shipping it, just ignore it

Cause all they want is to see you suffer for there own pleasure, dont give in to the haters, be strong and you will survive <3 

SNK LINE stickers


people who dont wet their toothbrush before using it are strange and should not be trusted

"Maybe I should just eat this kid right now."
"I can hear you, you damned, cheating fortune cat."