please pick only one post size.
Me: Where are the owls? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?
Hooters Waitress: Please sir, you're causing a fuss and disturbing the other customers-
Me: *banging my hands rhythmically on the table* WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?

amadmansramblings:

tianyi:

halloween should be 1 week long

uuuuh, last time i checked, halloween lasts for one month???

genuine-aoba:

People leave out Tenipuri when discussing sports anime these days and that makes me sad

daywaffle:

I have trouble breathing right now (x)

Dad spends school year waving at bus, embarrassing son

arlert-armin:

vvntheshort:

iswearimnotadumbblonde:

urethrafranklin:

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I can’t decide if this is the best or the worst dad ever

If a man wakes up every day to put on a costume SOLELY to wave his child off to school, he is a dedicated father and truly one of the best out there, even tho this probably embarrassed the shit out of his kid

im going to be this father

estipse:

You are a slave. Want emancipation?

hailtitann:

FREE! ES throw up for the month of September \*-*/

Shigino Brothers

premiium:

rapewhistled:

still havent seen any green day jokes….its september….wtf is going on

i guess everyone’s on holiday

edwardvanelric:

What do you mean this didn’t happen

ziakid:

when you dream about a fictional character you know youre in too deep

merlinwhosuperpotterlock:

"i can’t eat that, i’ll get fat"

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"i can’t sleep in late today i have to do work"

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"no i can’t watch a whole season in one go that’s lazy"

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"i can’t-"

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